Nuts are interesting foods. They can be made into just about anything, taste pretty good and are easy to carry for a quick snack.
Then there are these nuts (click on the links):
A Dallas woman called 911 because the restaurant she was patronizing wouldn't give her extra shrimp. Lovely.
Don't ever call Billy Bob Thornton an actor when he's touring with his band. How about untalented hack? Would that work, Billy Bob?
Looks like we are closer to the $6 million man than we ever thought possible. What's next? Beam me up, Scotty?
This teenager sent 10,000 text messages in one month, costing his parents $4,000. By the way, that's more than 700 texts a day. This is a special report to the fourth-grader who thinks he needs a cell phone: NO.
Missing some clothes? Find the neighborhood cat. Or better yet, make sure your neighbors keep the damn cat inside.
Some priests are upset about Notre Dame getting President Barack Obama to speak at the school's graduation. Here's a better idea, how about getting those abused by priests over the years to speak.
Maybe if this woman wanted a license plate that said 'ILV2KILL' it would be OK. Or better yet, IH8DNVR or U8ACAT or YNTLTNUP.
Or you can just get some exercise:
Cats on a Treadmill - watch more funny videos
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