Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Rise and Shine

Good Morning Sept. 2 and welcome to the other side!

Since politics has become the fifth major sport, it can be somewhat entertaining to see the spin masters do their work. Much like a great pitcher (one who doesn't use steroids) unfurl a masterpiece or a great quarterback lead his team back from certain defeat, the good spinners can turn anything around.
Your candidate played craps on the street? He knows what it's like to be a real person.
Your candidate was once in the Communist party? She cares deeply about workers.
Your candidate spent most of his youth in a detention center? He was misunderstood, but that kind of history only makes him stronger against lobbyists.
Your candidate listened to rap music? She has her hand on the pulse of the young.
Your candidate smokes marijuana? He didn't inhale.
Your candidate roots for the Temple Owls football team? Sorry, he's dropped out of the race.
A friend of mine from college got into politics after graduation. He worked for the Clinton campaigns. He engrossed himself in Washington. Somehow, the road took him to Wisconsin, where last year he ran for Secretary of State.
I told him if he ever runs for President, he better send me a 'care' package because I can give the spin doctors plenty of work.
Speaking of Spin Doctors:


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

perfect video for the post "two princes"